500 New Lovely SMS

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.

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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,free SMS ki scheme me.

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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja haiGood Morning

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Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,Dil tute to Maikhane bane,Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane...

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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...

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Hotho se jo choo liya,Ehsaas Aab tak hai,Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai...

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Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.

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jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

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Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,pade bhi to kya padeyaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai,

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Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,ab TAZ banana chahta hu,par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!

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Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....

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Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,??hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

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Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.najane kab aa jaye aap ka smsis liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.

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Jindagi behaal hai,Sur hai naa taal hai,Msgbox bhi kangal hai,kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

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Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain,tum bin bahut akele hain,sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain,dekho hum kitne wele
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Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.

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Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.

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Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.

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Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.

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is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.

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Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! i.Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.

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Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.

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Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.

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Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari,Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.

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Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

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Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte,Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte.Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,Aur who sochte hai hum unse pyar nahi karte.

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Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi

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Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote,Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.

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Har khushi kam hai,Tera gum bhulane ke liye,Ek tera gum hi kaafi hai,Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye

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Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi HotiKe Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye HoteYeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat Hai WarnaHum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote
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Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum KarengeYaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum KarengeItna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen NahinAise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge

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Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai

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Ittefaq se hum mile,Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,Ittefaq se hum dost bane,Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.

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Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.

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Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.

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Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,Par hai re meri futi kismat,Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.

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Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,Majburi to dekho is dil ki.Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.

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Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.

Barsaat aaye aur zameen geeli na ho
Dhoop nikley aur sarson peeli na ho,
ye aap ne kaese soch liya ki aap ki
yaad aaye aur aap ke moblie per
hamara sms na ho

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Na jane woh humse kya chhupati
thi kuch tha uske hoto pe magar na
jaane kyu sharmati thi jab humne
muh khulwake dekha to pata chala
manikchand khati thi

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Sardar1 : Jab mai chota tha,
kutub minar se gir gya tha.
Sardar2 : fir tu mar gya ya bach gaya
1st mujhe yad nahi tab mai
bahut chota tha

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Log puchte hai tum kyu apni mohabbat
ka izhaar nahi karte?
hamne kaha jo lafzo me bayan ho jaye.
sirf utna hum kisi se pyar nahi karte

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chhoti-chhoti baton pe takrar na kiya karo,
hamare har mazak ko dil pe mat liya karo,
kya pata sath hai aur kitne dinka,
in palo ko to pyar se jiya karo...

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yaad ane wale yaad aay ja rahe hai,
mere khayalo ki duniya par chhaye ja rahe hai,
hum kuch keh rahe hai per o chup hai
bus mera msg padh kar muskraye ja rahe hai

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Tanahi na paye koi kisi ke sath ke baad,
judai na paye koi kisi se milne ke baad,
na pade kisi ko aadat kisi ki itni,
ki ek-ek saans aaye kisi ki yaad ke baad.

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Hum dosti ka farz u hi nibhate rahenge,
wakt bewakt apko satate rahenge,
dua karo k umar lambi ho hamari,
warna ruh bankar zindgibhar darate rahenge

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Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.

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Aansu se palke bhigo leta hu
yad teri ati hai to ro leta hu
socha ki bhula du tujhe per
har bar faisla badal deta hu

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SMS jake mere dost ko "Hello" kehna
save kare to "LOVE U" kehna
delete kare to bewafa kehna,
Aur agar read kar ke Miss kare to
"Same to u" kehna.

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Mai uski yad me ban gya baraf ka gola
Mai uski yad me ban gya baraf ka gola
O boli thanda matlab "COCA COLA"

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Dil gumsum juban khamos ye Aankhey
aaj num kyo hai jise kabhi paya hi na tha
use khone ka gum kyo hai

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Lakh chahoge bhul na paoge.
Hum se juda hoke ji na paoge.
chahe jitni khusiya lutado hum par,
hamari dosti ko Overtek nahi kar paoge

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Dil ke rishte ka koi naam nahi hota,
mana iska koi anjjam nahi hota,
agar nibhane ki chahat ho dono taraf
to wo risha kabhi nakam nahi hota.

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"YADON mein na dhundo hume..
man me bus jayenge !Tamanna ho
agar milne ki, to haath rakho dil pe,
hum DHANDKANO mein mil jayenge.

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Kabhi num na ho ye masoom nigahe,
Meri aarzu hai aap sada muskuraye.
Gam ke saaye rahe hum talak hi, Tumhare
aashiyane me sada bahare hi aaye.

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Duriyon ki na parwah kijiye,
dil jab pukare bula lijiye,
hum door zyaada nahi apse,
bus apni ankhon ko palko se mila lijiye

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is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.

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Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.

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Wo kaun si Ghadi thi jab tum paida hue
TIMEX, ROLEX, TITAN, HMT, QUARTZ
ya koi aur jabab jaldi dena company band karni hai

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Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai.

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Zuban Hi Sirf Ek Zaria Nahi,
JoAaap Shabdon Ko Samajh Paayenge.
kabhi Aankhon Mein Jhaank Kar Dekhiye,
Hazaro Alfaz Khud B Khud Bikhar Jayenge.

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Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.

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Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,
Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.
Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.

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Khamosh Raat Ke Pehalu Mein Sitare Nahi Hote,
In Rukhi Aankho Me Rangin Nazare Na Hote...
Ham Bhi Na Karte Parwah Aap Ki
Agar Aap Itne Pyare Na Hote..

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Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

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Dil Ko Adat Si Ho Gai Hai
Chot Khane Ki,
Bhigi Palko Ke Sang Muskrane Ki,
Kash Anjam Hum Pehle Se Jaan Jate,
To Kosish Bhi Nahi Karte Dil Lagane Ki.

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Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...

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Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai

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Chand Lamho Ki Zindgani Hai,
Nafrato Se Jiya Nahi Karte,
Lagta Hai Ab Dushmano Se Gujarish Karni Padegi...
Kyun Ki Dost To Yaad Kiya Nahi Karte...

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Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.

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jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

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Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!

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Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....

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Zakhm se nahi hum tanhai se darte hai,
pyaar se nahi, hum rusvai se darte hai,
milne ki tamna bahut hai dil me,
lekin milne ke baad uski judai se darte hai.

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SMS har pal karu to shararat hogi,
roz karu to pareshani hogi, kabhi bhi
nahi karu to kanjusi hogi, par dil se
karu to shayad apko khusi hogi

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